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Meatloaf the Meatloaf Splash

Meatloaf's splash screen.

Meatloaf the Meatloaf is a boss that can be encountered and fought in PickCrafter. Defeating him earns the player Loaves of Meatloaf, and one point toward the Meatloaf Trophy.

Strategy[]

Meatloaf does not move, attack, or defend, although his boss timer runs down faster than most other bosses. This makes him the easiest boss to defeat, as the only thing the player needs to do to defeat him is to tap him quickly to fully deplete his health bar before time runs out.

Alternatively, the player can passively defeat Meatloaf by not tapping him at all, and letting the timer run out completely without ever tapping on Meatloaf once—doing so counts as a win, in addition to Meatloaf responding happily to the player's mercy. The player would also receive the Best Friends achievement.

Although Meatloaf can be spared in Boss Rush events, it is technically required to defeat him, as sparing him will leave too little time to defeat the other bosses.

Quotes[]

Intro[]

Meatloaf Textbox (Happy)
* OMG HI!


Meatloaf Textbox (Happy)
* HELLO AGAIN


Meatloaf Textbox (Happy)
* HEY!


First Hit[]

Meatloaf Textbox (Mad)
* HA!


Meatloaf Textbox (Happy)
* THAT TICKLES


Half Health[]

Meatloaf Textbox (Monocle 2)
* CAN'T WE JUST BE FRIENDS?


Low Health[]

Meatloaf Textbox (Thinking)
* I AM SAD


Meatloaf Textbox (Thinking)
* BOOOO


Meatloaf Textbox (Thinking)
* OWIIEEEE


Defeat[]

Meatloaf Textbox (Mad)
* NOOOOOO


Meatloaf Textbox (Mad)
* WAAHH


Meatloaf Textbox (Mad)
* OOOOF


Time Out[]

Meatloaf Textbox (Mad)
* MUAHA YOU'LL HAVE TO BE FASTER THAN THAT!


Meatloaf Textbox (Mad)
* OOPS... BYE


Meatloaf Textbox (Mad)
* LATERZ


Meatloaf Textbox (Mad)
* DA TING GO... BYE


Passive, Half Time[]

Meatloaf Textbox (Monocle 2)
* HOW COME YOU DON'T HIT ME...


Meatloaf Textbox (Monocle 1)
* HMMM


Meatloaf Textbox (Thinking)
* DID YOU KNOW MEATLOAF HAS MEAT IN IT?


Passive Defeat[]

Meatloaf Textbox (Thinking)
* HERES A TREAT


Meatloaf Textbox (Thinking)
* HA! GOOD ONE, HERE YA GO


Meatloaf Textbox (Thinking)
* YOU WIN


Birthday Meatloaf (Event)[]

MEATLOAF (HAPPY BIRTHDAY)

Meatloaf's (Birthday) splash screen.

Version 4.8.0 featured the Meatloaf Party event, with Meatloaf wearing a party hat. His behavior was not changed, but he had new quotes and loot related to the event, namely Meatloaf's Party Chests. His defeat quotes often take more time to appear on-screen than his defeat animation, so they are usually cut off.

Event Quotes[]

Intro[]

Meatloaf Textbox (Happy)
* MY BEST FRIEND! YAY! LETS HAVE FUN


Meatloaf Textbox (Happy)
* HAI! LET'S PARTY


Meatloaf Textbox (Happy)
* YAY! PARTY TIME!


First Hit[]

Meatloaf Textbox (Happy)
* PARTY FOUL


Meatloaf Textbox (Happy)
* WOW! RUDE! GO OUT MUCH?


Half Health[]

Meatloaf Textbox (Monocle 2)
* AW MAN, CAN WE NOT DO THIS?


Low Health[]

Meatloaf Textbox (Thinking)
* NOOOOO


Meatloaf Textbox (Thinking)
* YOU'RE GREAT AT PARTIES


Meatloaf Textbox (Thinking)
* JUST LET ME FINISH THIS DANCE


Defeat[]

Meatloaf Textbox (Mad)
* YOU'RE NOT INVITED TO MY NEXT PARTY


Meatloaf Textbox (Mad)
* ITS MY PARTY AND ILL CRY IF


Meatloaf Textbox (Mad)
* GUESS IM LEAVING MY OWN PARTY


Time Out[]

Passive, Half Time[]

Meatloaf Textbox (Thinking)
* TIME'S TICKIN, PARTY'S KICKIN!


Meatloaf Textbox (Thinking)
* OH THATS MY JAM


Meatloaf Textbox (Thinking)
* THIS CONVO IS BORING ME


Passive Defeat[]

Meatloaf Textbox (Thinking)
* WE GET ALONG SO WELL


Meatloaf Textbox (Thinking)
* YOU'RE DEFINITELY INVITED TO MY NEXT PARTY


Meatloaf Textbox (Thinking)
* YES! BEST FRIENDS FOREVER!


Trivia[]

  • He is most likely inspired by Meatwad from Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Both are portrayed as dim-witted and naive, look similar, and of course they are both talking meatballs.
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